The bus

Ok so a lot of us have to ride the bus at some point or another in our life. Riding the bus is a very interesting and time consuming pain in the butt, but it never fails to make you laugh. When waiting at the transit mall for your bus to come, you encounter many types of interesting but stupid people.

 The most interesting and annoying people are the kids aged 12-18. These kids are some of the most horrible people you will encounter. First we have the little 13 year old girls from the hood with their three children by their three different baby daddies who end up in Juvie for robbing an 80 year old woman for 5 dollars.

Next you have the guys who have cigarettes in their ears, Dickies pants, and red or black tall tees, holding their crotches and talking about how they ditched third period speech class to go smoke a joint.

Let’s not forget, there are the older males aged 30-60 who smell like they haven’t bathed since they came out of their mama. They are talking about their parole and how they beat some guy up for stealing his toothbrush.

The older women come next who look like they have been doing Heroin and hooking on Santa Rosa Avenue so they can support their habit and pay for their trailer space.

These people never fail to make you laugh, and this is before you get on the bus.

 When the bus comes, the older women talk about going to see their old pimp who just started recruiting a younger bunch. They go on to talk about the old days which consisted of how they got fired from Circle K for doing lines in the bathroom.

My least favorites of all are the people in their wheel chairs with all their little flowers and American flags. These bitches always seem to be best buddies with the drivers, and they are always bitching to them how their disability got cut.

This is why I hate the bus, although when you’re with someone it’s a bit more fun cause you can talk about all the hoods and their welfare.


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